How to decide whom to vote if you don't care?

Obama or McCain? Who will it be? If you are an American citizen, it is up to you. Sort of. Kinda. Anyway, you are often asked to give opinion on that, aren't you. If you don't have one and you couldn't care less about politics, The Onion will help you:



Dan Carlyle and his advice - Political Non-Opinions

• At this point, there's hardly a difference between the two parties anyway.
• Politics today has too many labels.
• We take voting for granted. A lot of the world doesn't even get to pick their leaders.
• I'm an independent.

Or you can try to become member of this group: No values voters or even Citizen for Bleaker America

As always, The Onion is hilarious.